Help! The Nerd and I are going to the Queen's Plate tomorrow (the Canadian equivalent of the Kentucky Derby), and I need help deciding which hat to wear. Hats are apparently the thing to do, you see, so I went out and picked up a black hat that looks very nice with my outfit:
Today the Nerd and I were shopping for a bowtie for him when we spotted The Big Hat. Black with a white brim accent, it is Very Large Indeed. Just the kind of overwrought hat that you often see at British weddings and Churchill Downs.
So, dear readers, which hat should I wear to the fancy horse race tomorrow?